momo-de-avis:

doggos-with-jobs:

Look how sad he is

We did it, white people found a way to be racist with dogs

thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

bemusedlybespectacled:

followthebluebell:

so we’ve tried explaining vaccines using science and that scared people

but what if

instead

we told them that vaccines actually contain magic rocks or healing energy

“we left this rabies vaccine in the light of a full moon to cleanse it, so it’s safe.  everyone knows about the link between rabies and full moons :)”

“vaccination is an ancient practice going back at least hundreds of years that draws on your body’s natural healing abilities to let you fight disease naturally”

the, the second one is

shit that’s how vaccines actually work

cinnamonrollbucky:

aenramsden:

jacklullaby:

jacklullaby:

unfollower:

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

OH MY GOD  LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

The best part is how smug they all look about it.

Proof that dress codes are inherently sexist.

rockintwink:

ruby-white-rabbit:

I can both hear this image, and feel it hitting me in the face

pi-TONK

egglord667:

occidentalavian:

Originally posted by horrorsequel

i can’t stop laughing that gif is perfect

zeldafigueros:

_{Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:}

week five → captain raymond holt

_{“C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle}

deadddeviant:

Great publicity for his Karate studio.

surprisebitch:

elsajeni:

noccor:

sleepyminyard:

haramzada:

awkwardlyinsane:

Oh

All sports are gay and I’ve been preaching this forever

fun fact: the media keeps trying to imply that diego costa (white jersey) bit gareth barry (blue jersey) out of some sort of hetero football-rage during the game but barry insists it wasn’t a bite which is apparently a hard concept for the football association to grasp cause they cant think of any other explaination for the above image lmao

That ain’t no bite

I think my favorite part of this gif is the third guy walking by in the background, who judging by his expression is pretty sure he’s just won the league-wide betting pool on when these dudes will finally break down and admit their love.

romeo and juliet who? west side story who? come thru gareth and diego

scientistclone:

mitski-miyawakis:

bitchvirgo:

antiandrogen:

bitchvirgo:

this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk

The red lighting really makes this

thank u lighting design is my passion

Captions:

A girl in the backseat of a car is drunkenly ranting. The lighting is unintentionally dramatic and dim with a red hue.

Girl in the backseat: ASK someone who has been in musical theatre since I was like, eight FUCKING years old! I can go ahead and tell you, that TROY and GABRIELLA can go to FUCKING HELL with their acoustic ass BULLSHIT versions beCAUSE! …Sharpay and Ryan deserved those parts.

The person videoing: You’re damn right!

Girl in the backseat, still continuing: They tried! They sang! They danced! Troy and Gabriella can ROT!

The person videoing: [laughs as she zooms in dramatic on her friend’s genuinely angry face]

This is a whole fucking mood